The Valiant's Bold Bet: How North West Tap Water & Cordial Can Revolutionise Your Morning!

Here at The Valiant, we've never been shy about our affections. And top of that list, alongside a good strong brew and the undeniable charm of a rainy Tuesday, is our cherished mains water supply from United Utilities in the North West. Crisp, clean, and endlessly reliable – it's the unsung hero of our kitchens, our kettles, and now, potentially, our mornings.

For many of us, especially those committed to training our bodies, hitting the gym, or simply pursuing an active lifestyle, the morning can bring a particular, unwelcome guest: that sensation of regurgitation upon waking. It’s an inconvenient truth, a minor physiological hiccup that can interrupt the sacred ritual of getting straight to that first, steaming cup of tea, made, of course, from beautifully boiled mains water. Who wants to contend with such a feeling when all you crave is that comforting warmth?

It’s a problem that plagues the active and the eager, creating a momentary mental wrestling match: Can I brave the tea and risk it? Or do I wait, letting the discomfort settle? Both options are far from ideal for someone ready to seize the day.

But fear not, fellow North Westerners! The Valiant believes it has unearthed a truly clever, remarkably simple solution, harnessing the very essence of what we cherish: our local tap water, combined with a touch of classic British cordial.

Our esteemed editor, a man who knows the trials of morning bodily functions all too well, is embarking on a pioneering trial. The revolutionary routine? As soon as consciousness dawns, bypass the kettle entirely. Head straight for the water tap. Pour a generous glass of that pristine mains water, add a good splash of either Robinsons or Vimto – those delightful, thirst-quenching cordials we all know and love – and simply drink it down.



The idea is elegantly straightforward: dilute the regurgitation problem before it takes further hold. Instead of waiting for the discomfort to manifest and interfere with your daily routine, you proactively introduce a substantial volume of fluid. The cordial not only makes the initial gulp more palatable but also adds a refreshing kick, signalling to your system that it's time to get moving.

This can only be a clever solution. It’s immediate, it’s refreshing, and critically, it leverages the fantastic quality of the water that United Utilities reliably delivers to our homes. No fancy equipment, no expensive supplements – just the simple, potent power of North West tap water, ready on demand, to dilute and dismiss those morning woes.

So, if you find yourself nodding in recognition to the morning regurgitation dilemma, perhaps it's time to join The Valiant's editor in this ingenious experiment. Embrace your tap – it's more than just for tea; it might just be the secret to a smoother, un-interrupted start to your day. Because at The Valiant, we believe in tackling life's little inconveniences with bold ideas, local resources, and a good splash of common sense. Or, in this case, Vimto.